discuntinq:

Hahahahaha what’s a bf cus I don’t got one

acabieber:

toocooltobehipster:

i will never get over this

this is just too much haha

(Source: justtouchedawkwardly, via quiveringhooks)

longlivethemoose:

Castiel & How to be a Winchester

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catswithbenefits:

this is not my litterbox

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brittana-forever-and-always:

fandom-freak-presents:

queenkickass:

guys

guys

guys

i know what i’m doing on the next party night

I need to play this!

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rickymartinofficial:

precumming:

houseoffail:

precumming:

do u poop or pee ice cream

Remember that time you took two dicks at once?

what does that have to do with this post

i love how you didnt even deny it.

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jamieaiken919:

juriilicious:

“Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t fucking cook it!”
- Gordon Ramsay

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yellowberet:

ghostmoritz:

yellowberet:

our friend noah

almost got mugged today

they were like “give us your money”

and he literally was like “no thanks?” and WALKED AWAY

and it worked

WHAT THE FUCK????

me and my friend were walking down the street and she had her phone in her back pocket and she felt someone take it and she immediately turned around, grabbed his arm, and said “phone.” and he just gave it back

WEAK-ASS MUGGERS GOD PULL YOURSELVES TOGETHER

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